A Cat Named Dog

As you can imagine there are many interesting and quite hilarious conversations that go on between clients and the assistants/receptionists at the clinic.  I thoroughly enjoy listening in on these conversations and found one from this past week to be amusing.

A woman called the clinic to make an appointment for an animal she would be bringing in for treatment.  The receptionist proceeded to go through the normal routine of asking for the client's name and contact information.  When she asked the client whether she would be bringing in a cat or dog, she replied, "Cat."  The receptionist proceeded to ask the name of the cat, to which the client replied, "Dog."  The receptionist sat silent for a few seconds and proceeded to ask the name of the dog the client would be bringing in for treatment.  The client simply responded, "No, Cat."  The receptionist, now thoroughly confused, sat puzzled for a few more seconds before asking, " Ma'am, just what are you bringing, a dog or a cat?"  The client replied, "A cat, I am bringing my cat named Dog."